[Jolene Blalock]

Phasers on Stunner
Source: News of the World

CAPTAIN'S Log, Star date 2001. Spock's replacement is behaving very oddly and appears to have grown breasts.

Also I have developed a strange desire to kiss him. It is extremely illogical...

Things will never be the same on the Starship Enterprise because the new resident Vulcan in the latest series is a bit more than a chip off the old Spock.

Not only does T'Pol have the trademark pointy ears, but there are rather raised areas on this alien's chest too, belonging to gorgeous actress Jolene Blalock.

Jolene, 26, arrived on the Star Trek bridge as a Vulcan vixen after producers decided it was time to boldly go for a new image—and beam up some totty.

And her behaviour on the first day of filming would certainly have had the show's original Vulcan, played by Leonard Nimoy, arching that famous eyebrow in shock.

"I was shaking my little booty when the director came up to me and said, 'Ahem, Vulcan's don't really shake'," says Jolene.

So she is doing her best to be emotionlessly Spock-like as T'pol—while pulses race among her male colleagues.

Luck

The magazine model was thrilled to be chosen for Star Trek: Enterprise, a series to mark the sci-fi show's 35th anniversary.

It will be shown on Sky One in January and is about the Enterprise before the days of Spock and Kirk.

As a fan, Jolene couldn't believe her luck when she was given the role of second-in-command to Enterprise Captain Archer, played by Quantum Leap star Scott Bakula.

"I grew up watching the original series and Spock was always my favourite," she says.

"Now I'm playing a Vulcan too—but different to Spock. She's feline and works with a testosterone driven team."

Not that they'll have much chance to klingon to this career girl. "I love acting, there's nothing like it. It's better than sex," says Californian beauty Jolene.

Doubtless cold fish Spock would have agreed. Shame he couldn't have appeared alongside her.

Then we might have heard the immortal line as he introduced T'pol to Captain Kirk.

"It's the wife, Jim — but not that you'd know it."