I don't believe this is Jolene Blalock.
No, it is.
Can you speak some Vulcan?
Tea'laka ganooek eanay.  (not spelt right, but it sounds like that)
Whoa. Wow. Oh my, I don't think we can talk about that one. Myyyy Oh My. You're alright, you're lucky. Wow.  Jolene, good morning.
Good morning!
How are you?
I'm good!
Well listen, I've gotta tell you something. We are gigantic fans of yours.
Really?
Yes.
Oh yay for you and yay for me.
The great thing about it is I've never seen the show.
What?
But I am a gigantic fan of you and the Maxim magazine article and the photos and everything else. You're just a treat.
Mmmm fantastic. Me and my cat Eden here, are sitting on the balcony and we're going yay.
Oh are you in Los Angeles?
Yeah, and the sun is barely rising.
Really?
Yeah.
And what are you wearing?
A bathrobe 
Really?
And body lotion.
Wow. Wow wow wow.
Is it scented?
Scented no.
Schwing.
ike here is a big fan of the show. You want to go ahead and ask a Star Trek related question and then I'll get on to the other stuff.
Yeah the show last night with the Andorians.
Those are my favourite aliens ever. They are from the original star trek except this time they have electronic antennas. They don't even have to point, so when they go 'what about her' they don't even have to point. The antennas just go whooo! Do you know what I mean?
So do ours.
Right, these are the green guys and they like have big antennas.
Actually they're blue.
Oh they're blue.
Blue is to green, yeah we've had a debate about this.
Yeah I am curious about next week's episode. I was on the website and it says that your character T'Pol is going to be acting in a curious and strange manner and she's not letting anybody know what it is. Is this possibly the female version of Pann Farr, the Vulcan…? 
Ponn Farr.
Yeah.
No. Actually it's only been established for males, honestly. And Ponn Farr, I mean come on if you're going to give me sex only once every seven years, c'mon am I gonna last through that?
Apparently according to the Maxim interview, no.
Well I wouldn't be a very happy person.
Let me ask you this question, if you had to make love to Kirk, Picard or Archer, who would you choose?
Spock.
Really? Spock would be the one. Oh yeah.
Are there any weird Star Trek fan stories so far?
Actually there's not really that many. One guy sent me a head shot of himself, along with a birthday card, it wasn't my birthday, but you know, that was nice.
And then you agreed to do the interview after our producer sent that?
And one other lady came up to me and said, 'just don't fear us, we're kind people, we're friendly people and we're intelligent people.' So, that felt good.
Jolene Blalock is our guest. 
What about your lips? Are your lips real? Any kind of collagen or anything.?
No those are mine, thank god for my dad.
Fantastic. Excellence… 
Is there a body part of yours that is your favourite?
Toes.
Toes?
Definitely toes.
Really?
I actually think that my mum was high when she had me because I have not the big toe, but the toe next to that. I don't think I even have the name. But one toe on my right foot is longer than my big toe. Then that same toe on my left foot is shorter than my big toe.
Really…
So I think there is some kind of something going on there.
This is absolutely serious I read it in a magazine that if the second toe on a woman is longer than the first toe, you're really good in bed. Are you any good in bed?
Well only half true. Only on the right side. So kiss me on the right side and I might be good.
What was the thing in the Maxim article I was reading where you don't like to be surprised by the size of a man?
You know what, I love sex and sex is great but the whole fucking surprise factor. And it's a serious thing. You can't go around fucking, pants checking everybody. You gotta know what…I'll tell you guys, can you hold on for a second, sorry I've got another call. Eddie can you turn it off. No just push, no hold on guys, sorry. My boyfriend's been woken up by the phone call.
Oh is that Ed Furlong, your boyfriend?
Yes.
What if I said good morning how are you?
They say good morning in Boston.
No I said good morning, how are you?
You love sex.
No no no, sex is great and it is fabulous when you wake up and you're at the end of the room and you're heaving and hoeing. And you're wondering what the fuck happened. The thing is…
Hey, whoaaa. You are like my dream chick. So it's true then you still like to take out to climb trees and have huge orgasms?
Climb trees? Dude, I'm a tree climber by nature.
Wow.
So you get disappointed if the man does not have the right size?
It's important. I'm sorry. It counts. And anyone who says it doesn't count is a liar.
Edward Fur-long is an appropriate name. When will you be starring in the next Terminator 3, Judgement Pants?
Jolene, are you high right now?
No, drunk yes, but high no. It was Halloween…
Yeah I hear ya baby I hear ya.
It's only been a few hours...