Did you dress up for Halloween? 
You know what, we went as Sid and Nancy. 
Oh, ahhhh, great.
Just stick a knife on my stomach, and it's cool. 
Eddie didn't drive home, did he? 
No, taxi it, people. Taxi it. 
[phone makes dialing sound]
Hey, you just hit the dial thing. 
What? 
You just hit the phone, the phone there.
No, that's Eddie getting on the line. 
Is Eddie there? 
Yeah, he's there. He's just checking who I'm talking to. 
Put him on. Let's put him on.
What? 
Put him on. Tell him to say hi. 
Ummm…just hold on a second. 
This is great. Oh my god. She is gonna get me fired.
Eddie Furlong: Hello.
Hey Ed.
Eddie Furlong: Hi.
Good morning man.
Eddie Furlong: Where am I talking to, who am I talking to?
This is Boston, this is the Hill-Man Morning Show.
Eddie Furlong: Oh really?
Yeah.
Eddie Furlong: Well good morning.
Good morning to you sir.
Eddie Furlong: How ya doin'?
Did you have a good night last night?
Eddie Furlong: Ermm I guess…
And can I ask you…did you guys partake in a little action yet this morning?
Eddie Furlong: What?! I'm sorry I just woke up, I'm like waking up, and waking up, trying to make a phone call.
Relax. That's Arnold.  Arnold's here, Ed.
Eddie Furlong: Arnold's there?
Yeah.  
Good morning, how are you? (with an Arnold accent)
Eddie Furlong: Oh good morning. Why don't you suck my dick Arnold?
Alright. Ok Ed, let me just say goodbye to Jolene
Eddie Furlong: Okay. Say Goodbye to Jolene. Love you guys. Hugs and kisses!
Yep, yep excellent.  Eddie furlong ladies and gentlemen.
Hello? 
Jolene? 
Yeah?
Alright. Well this has been really great having you on the show. 
Thank you. 
You saved someone's job. 
And, hey, you know, if it's going to cost somebody a job, I wanna speak to the station manager. 
Oh yeah, that should be interesting. I'm right here! 
What's he going to do, fire himself? 
You are really the greatest. Can we have you on again? 
Of course. 
Like tomorrow?  Any time you want. 
That's funny, but I don't wake up this early every morning. 
Do you usually come in this time every morning? 
Usually. But I got a late call today. So, hey. We'd usually be driving to work, but, it's not happening at this point. 
I see. 
I got a 9:30 call, and I'm loving it. 
Yeah. Oh my God. Well, I just wanna tell everybody to tune in, and watch the show. Is there anything else that we can see you on, that's coming up soon? 
I'll keep you posted. 
Okay. No movies? 
I'm working on that. 
Ahhhh. Excellent. Okay.  Are you going to be okay to go to the set?  Because, I mean, you sound a little intoxicated. 
Hey, I got two hours to get sober. 
Okay. Alright. What do you drink? 
Actually, we've been doing white wine all night. 
Oh, really? Cool. Maybe a little Romulan ale, perhaps? 
I'm sorry. I'll keep that to myself. I've been doing white wine all night. 
Oh Okay, alright. And Ed obviously gets a potty mouth when he drinks. 
No, he's actually sober. He's just waking up. 
Oh, okay. 
We have fucking been celebrating.
Oh my…
I'm sorry okay I shouldn't be using profanity.
Hey Jolene can you say something really hot for the morning show before you take off?
It's the hot Hill-Man Morning Show.
Ohhhhh. All right. Thank you.
Well listen we are going to have you on again, again and again and again.
Oh thanks guys.
You are just beautiful.
Oh hold on Eddie just wants to say something.
[Edward Furlong breaks out singing his own rendition of the song, 'Girl's on Film.']
Oh my god. I had it going on a couple of weeks ago, that's the key.
Yeah.
Excellent. Alright.  Well tell Eddie we said good luck. And to you our best wishes, Jolene Blalock. Love the show.
Thank you very much, much appreciated.
And are you coming to Boston at all?
I'm actually going to New York next week. That's the closest I'll get.
Why don't you come see us sometime?
Okay, it's a 2 hour flight right?
Yeah, we'll pay for the flight.
Okay.
And you can bring Eddie with you.
You'll put me up at Best Westerns?
Only the best, Four Seasons for you Jolene. And a free Enterprise rent-a-car. That's right.
Thank you.
However I think we may hang on to the key to the little fridge however.
I just have one question. 
Uh oh.
Which one's Spaz?
That's Spaz right there, that's the guy whose job you saved.
Really? Oh you know what Spaz. Any time.
Spaz likes the larger ladies, do you have any like 300 pounders who you are friends with. That's who he digs
You know what, one time when I was…you know I'm from San Diego. So one time when I was working in down town San Diego, I'm walking on the sidewalk, at lunchtime right. I'm sixteen years old. And I was doing this apprentice fucking job. Oh sorry, sorry. Okay, anyway. So this guy walks up like along side me and he's looking at me and I can tell he's looking at me. And I am like dude ok ok, this guys looking at me. Like this African-American man. And he walks up along side me and says, 'you know what, you got a little sister in ya?' And I'm like, 'Errr…not that I know of.' And he says, 'you sure got an arse like you got a sister in ya.' So now I get called the soul booty. So if you like booty, dude, this soul booty is the way to go.
Yeah. Aha. All rigggght. Hey Jolene you're the best. Ahhh…you little soul booty…
Well, listen, please come on any time you want. Actually, just hang on for one moment coz I have to take a break and take care of some business here but I just want to say good-bye to ya. So hang on.
Alright.
Jolene Blalock ladies and gentlemen!  Whoooo yeah. Yeah. Well, well, well worth the wait, one of the most good looking women on television and one of greatest human beings we've hand on our program.
Hang on just a sec Jolene.  Spaz good job. Lovin' it man. Oh my god.  Never mind firing you, you get a raise.  Spaz, you're doing sports, that's your first award, you can take my job too. Huge. Huge.