New show: Enterprise, a much-hyped prequel to the ’60s Star Trek series. “I’m a fan, but just of the original,” says Jolene. “I’m embarrassed because I’ve never watched the other shows.” (UPN, Wednesday, 8 P.M.)

She plays: T’Pol, a Vulcan babe who’s second in command of the cosmos-hopping ship. “I wear the pointy ears and a wig with bangs, like Spock. I look like a little pixie.”

Earth to Jolene: “Spock is sexy. He’s got those penetrating eyes. I have a poster of the ‘Amok Time’ episode, where Spock goes crazy because it’s Vulcan mating season.”

Improving on the original: Jolene acts out her own version of “Amok Time”: “I definitely go into heat. But let me tell you, it’s not once every seven years like with Spock. I would not be a happy person.”